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The Bachelor Episode 3 Recap: 10 Critically Meaningless Observations

The Bachelor Episode 3 is now in the books. We all spent another 2 hours Monday night enjoying this delectable detour in our lives that serves up little substance but lots of sugary treats to begin our week. Jade went in for the kill (take a look above!), our Kim-K look-a-like got the hot tub snub, and Jimmy Kimmel had questions about just one thing.

In case you’re not caught up (for shame!), before we delve into episode 3 details, you can see all the Bachelorettes that started the show on our episode 1 Bachelor recap page. There we mark a little “X” as girls get knocked off the show. And, here is our Epidsode 2 Bachelor breakdown.

Which brings us to this week’s Episode 3 recap: 10 Observations That You Simply Can’t Do Without. Ok, maybe you can do without them, but why bother? People endlessly search for useless information and are constantly looking for things to do when they’re bored. So, there’s no better time than now to feed the mind with delightful drivel–let’s get it on!Read More

Richard CummingsThe Bachelor Episode 3 Recap: 10 Critically Meaningless Observations
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The Bachelor Episode 2 Recap: Who’s Out and Who Made An Impression

Episode 2 of The Bachelor with Chris Soules is now in the books. We’re going to take a look at who got kicked off, who made an impression, and who wins the awards for best kiss, most improved, most disappointing, and most promising.

Don’t miss out on our full page of The Bachelorettes for Chris Soules, where you can see all the girls who started the show, descriptions of each, and on which show they met their untimely departure.

Ok, so let’s get right to it.

Who Got Kicked Off on Episode 2 of The Bachelor?

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Alissa

We never saw much of Alissa and, apparently, neither did Chris. Her departure is unsurprising and expected. She made this flight attendant video as her introduction but now, sadly, she’ll be leavin’ on a jet plane.

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Jordan

I thought Jordan was super-cool in the first episode as she presented a bottle of Whiskey to Chris. That, and she’s a blonde with model looks and she likes to give her man sexy dances. Well, it turns out she must have consumed the bottle of Whiskey because she was simply hammered on this episode to the point of unattractive. I might have kept her for one more episode just in case her inebriation was the exception rather than the rule.

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Richard CummingsThe Bachelor Episode 2 Recap: Who’s Out and Who Made An Impression
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Breaking Bachelor News: Andi Dorfman & Josh Murray – Splitsville!

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That was then…

As I was completing my review of The Bachelor girls from Season 19, I came across the news that Andi Dorfman & Josh Murray have split up.

Excuse me? You’ve got to be kidding! I just saw Andi Dorfman & Josh Murray Monday night talking about their engagement. They seemed all touchy feely. But, as listed in the 10 Possible Reasons they broke up, the Naughty Mommy speculates that this affection could have all been a ruse.

I’m actually not surprised that Andi and Josh broke up. I’m only surprised at the timing of it.

I know…everyone was all happy googly eyed when they seemed so happy at the end of her season of The Bachelorette. People loved Andi because she called out Juan Pablo on his all-around-lameness and everyone was rooting for her.
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Richard CummingsBreaking Bachelor News: Andi Dorfman & Josh Murray – Splitsville!

The Girls (Women?) of The Bachelor Season 19 With Chris Soules: Who’s In, Who’s Out, Who’s Hot, Who’s Not

We’ve got all of the women from The Bachelor Season 19 with Chris Soules right here on one page. We’ll tell you who’s in, who’s out, who’s hot, and who’s not. Let’s get started! (Note: An “X” next to a name means ELIMINATED and the # marks the episode.)

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Richard CummingsThe Girls (Women?) of The Bachelor Season 19 With Chris Soules: Who’s In, Who’s Out, Who’s Hot, Who’s Not