Now I know many of you tune in on Fridays to get funky with Funkilicious Fridays and I’ll have you know…I do too. This morning, however, I just don’t have the time as I am working on other things.
But here’s how I know that Funkilicious Fridays is great–I go there too bitches!!!
So, here is your programming for this Friday morning. Go to Funkilicious Fridays–Because a Sunset Without Music is Boring and listen to California Girls. Yes, even if you are guy. You’ll feel a little gay dancing around by yourself to a girly song but suck it up big boy and be confident in your manliness.
On that same page, give another listen to Kid Rock’s All Summer Long video because your summer is now officially over while mine is just beginning living in Uruguay. I’m sorry but that’s just the way it is. You can choose to Live Your Way or not Plus, there’s really nothing hotter than summer Southern redneck girls in confederate bikinis. Is there?
Next, head on over to this old Funkilicous Fridays page and listen to the Rolling Stones and Ice Cube because you, like me, have an unlimited musical pallet.
And, finally, go back to where it all began and Do the Jane Fonda sung by Mickey Avalon, who is living proof that a man of questionable looks can still be surrounded by a bunch of hotties if only he can just sing!
Damn, I wish I could sing.
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