I ask “How did Ricky Martin have twin babies?” not because I am unaware how the process works but because I was unaware that Ricky Martin enjoyed the process.Read More
“Put some f*@cking clothes on!” I yelled in the locker room at the gym.
“We’re not all gay! I don’t want to look at you naked. You’re hairy and disgusting.”
Such is the life of a straight man in San Francisco. Read More