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Paul McCartney-Heather Mills Divorce

Richard CummingsEntertainment Leave a Comment

paul-mccartney-divorce-settlementMy good friend just sent me an email regarding the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills Divorce.

The title of the email was “Rent or Own”.  It’s too good not to be shared!


The math on the Paul  McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After  5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every  night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it  ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This  is Heather.


heather mills golddigger
On  the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner  with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For  anything!   This  is Kristen.


Kristen Elliot Spitzer Hot Callgirl
Had  Paul McCartney ’employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million  for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added  benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a  headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no  bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when  you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no  legal fees. Sometimes renting  makes far more sense.

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