Top 10 Reasons Why Jimmy Buffet Does Not Want To Be Warren Buffet

After having just finished a book by Jimmy Buffet entitled A Salty Piece of Land, I got to thinking about who I would rather be:  Jimmy Buffet or Warren Buffet?

Considering my surroundings at the moment, a beautiful sunny beach on the coast of South America, the decision was really a “no-brainer”.

I then imagined Jimmy,  setting down his Margarita, pondering this question, and, with a sly smile (they are friends after all), penning his responses on a bar napkin…

10 Reasons Why I Would Rather Be Me Than Warren

1. My cocaine days are behind me.
2. My best friend is not Bill Gates.
3. I look good when I wear a suit.  Wait, I’ve never worn a suit!
4. I wrote a book called A Pirate Looks at 50.  He wrote a book called Lessons for Corporate America???.
5. I can’t spend all the money that I have anyway.  Refer to #1.
6. Where would you rather live:  Margaritaville or Omaha?
7. My followers have a name.
8. People don’t want me dead.
9. All of these girls actually know me.
10. I eat my Cheeseburger in Paradise.

Who would you rather be?  Comment below…