If you’re wondering what you should do when you’re procrastinating, I might just have a quick answer for you. You see, as I write this, it is the day after St. Patrick’s day. Being part Irish, you might be able to guess why I would like to procrastinate right now after last nights’ activities. How about you? What’s your reason …
My Condition
The word for it currently escapes me. (I think that it will come to me within two paragraphs). But I am semi-it. I haven’t even had two sips of coffee yet and I don’t know that the brain is turned on. Although, when I was in bed, debating whether to arise, thoughts were rapid-fire but in a mellow feel good …
Redneck Hats You Need
As I have been Crackle Barrel Travelin’ through the Southern States, I came across someone my many years in California nearly made me forget: The Southern Redneck. We often have a bit of fun with the notion of The Redneck, but they possess highly prized ideas which can be valuable to remember. Things like: Beer is good, even when it’s …
Beyond the iPad: The True Legacy of Steve Jobs
For many, the legacy of Steve Jobs may be the device you hold in your hand or the computer on which you are reading this right now. But the true legacy of Steve Jobs is not one of technology, but of life.
In the many accounts of the life of Steve Jobs recently written, we read articles such as how Steve Jobs changed the way we interact with music and how Steve Jobs Told Us What We Needed Before We Knew. Certainly, Steve Jobs will be remembered 100 years from now for the way he created the perfect marriage between art and technology.
Money Versus Beauty
My friends told me of a particular New York Craigslist post the other night that I had not seen. In the post, a “spectacularly beautiful” woman requests a man who earns greater than $500,000 a year. A man responds to her that her beauty is a “depreciating asset” while his money will continue to grow. His response garnered much attention.
The Curious Case of Fatherly Fashion
This is a fashion piece. Particularly, fatherly fashion. Let nobody be confused. I am the last person who should write about fashion. If you meet me one year, and then again ten years later, you might be left with a question: Wasn’t he wearing that same shirt ten years ago? So, I have no qualifications to write this, except one: …
What Does It Mean To Poke Someone On Facebook
My friend Bob asked me the other day, “What does it mean to poke someone on Facebook?” Initially, I did not give it much thought and responded, “A poke on Facebook…it’s simply an acknowledgment.” “But,” Bob doth protested, “do you think sometimes a Poke can be much more than a poke? Do some Facebook pokes have more significance than others?”
Jenna Marbles: How To Get Ready For a Date
This morning, I just came across the video Jenna Marbles, How To Get Ready for a Date. After seeing her video, I realized that Jenna Marbles has had nearly 20 million hits on this video and many others. Why? Because she’s funny, raunchy, self-deprecating, and…pretty hot. Check out here video below How to Get Ready For a Date. If you …
Canadian Lapdancing Teachers [Two teachers, One chair video] 2020 Updates
Two Canandian Teachers, who saw fit to give each other a lapdance for their schools “teacher’s performance” have now been fired after the video was widely distributed on the Internet. I just read about this here on The Huffington Post (see below for the latest updates). Initially, I thought, “Well, this is a shame, because they are teaching valuable skills …
British Couple Has Sex in Dubai; Wait, No They Don’t
A British couple was just arrested for having sex on a beach in Dubai. This news comes as a surprise to many. Of course, the surprise comes not from the fact that they were arrested — Dubai, though a modern country, is a predominantly Muslim country and frowns on public acts of indecency. No, the surprise to many is that …
Dimitri Phone Message
I had a friend at work who, in his pursuit of someone, was rather persistent. People would somewhat jokingly refer to him as a stalker. He would say, “I prefer to call it dedication.”
Finding The Perfect Girl…
I met her on the beginning of my journey from St. Louis, Missouri to the Florida Panhandle. My parents, who were riding with me, already seemed to know her. From the moment she said “hello”, I felt something different, new, a sense that we would be together for awhile. It was an unfamiliar reaction on my part, but one that …
Cracker Barrel Travelin’
A drive through the deep south affords you plenty of opportunities to eat at Cracker Barrel, so named because the mid-section of all the patrons resembles the shape of a barrel. These people are normally found at the local All-You-Can-Eat in their hometowns, but on the road Cracker Barrel has won their affections with extremely large portions and a country …
How to Enjoy a Movie Twice [or a Mr. Brooks Movie Review]
My friend “rented” the movie Mr. Brooks last night. The dance clubs were a-calling so we were only able to see the first 15 minutes. We will watch it later today. I have seen the movie Mr. Brooks…and I haven’t. I did see it. About 6 months ago, Mr. Brooks was one of the first movies that I saw when …