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The Machinist Starring Chistian Bale

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Take a look at the picture to your left.  Do you know who that is?  Yes, it’s Christian Bale, the actor who saved the Batman franchise.  In the movie The Machinist, Christian Bale plays an extremely gaunt individual who has not slept in over a year. In the beginning of The Machinist, we do not know why he has not …

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The Bourne Legacy: Where Is Matt Damon?

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I just saw a preview yesterday for the new Jason Bourne movie and noticed one glaring thing: There is no Matt Damon! Now, I loved all the Jason Bourne movies, especially 1 and 3.  Two was a bit of a dud, but #2 often carries a stench, so we’ll pardon the initial sequel.  Any Jason Bourne movie is like sex:  …

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The Bourne Ultimatum: Movie Review

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Sarah Silverman sings on You Tube about f*cking Matt Damon.  We know why she did this:  she had just seen The Bourne Ultimatum. Seriously, you’d leave Jimmy Kimmel for Matt Damon even before The Bourne Ultimatum.  After all, he was also good Will Hunting.  But after The Bourne Ultimatum?  Funny’s good-go Jimmy Kimmel.  But being able to kick anyone’s ass, …

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Melancholia: A Review of Reviews

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This article is a review of the movie Melancholia…sort of. At the beginning of each New Year, we are exposed to many lists. One list that I always like to look at is the Top Ten Movies of the Year. This year, one movie on many lists was the movie Melancholia, which I just view this past weekend.

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What Happens in Vegas…Movie Review

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On the way to the theatre, I said to my girl friend, “You know one reason why I want to see What Happens in Vegas…I want to see if Cameron Diaz still has IT.” I remember the first time I saw her…it was in the movie The Mask.  When she appeared onscreen, I was mesmerized.  How could someone have such …

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I Could Never Be Your Woman: Movie Review

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When a movie ends, you look at that person you went with in that questioning manner. Your face does that did you like it? face. After seeing I Could Never Be Your Woman, my friend and I made that scrunchy face, that face often made after someone just emitted a foul odor.

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No Country for Old Men: Movie Review

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After seeing No Country For Old Men, I was left with this feeling: huh? This movie won the Oscar for best picture? I saw the movie in Uruguay. Typically, they show English movies in English with Spanish subtitles. I like this. A dubbed movie (which they do on television here) is simply irritating.