Take a look at the picture to your left. Do you know who that is? Yes, it’s Christian Bale, the actor who saved the Batman franchise. In the movie The Machinist, Christian Bale plays an extremely gaunt individual who has not slept in over a year. In the beginning of The Machinist, we do not know why he has not …
The Bourne Legacy: Where Is Matt Damon?
I just saw a preview yesterday for the new Jason Bourne movie and noticed one glaring thing: There is no Matt Damon! Now, I loved all the Jason Bourne movies, especially 1 and 3. Two was a bit of a dud, but #2 often carries a stench, so we’ll pardon the initial sequel. Any Jason Bourne movie is like sex: …
The Bourne Ultimatum: Movie Review
Sarah Silverman sings on You Tube about f*cking Matt Damon. We know why she did this: she had just seen The Bourne Ultimatum. Seriously, you’d leave Jimmy Kimmel for Matt Damon even before The Bourne Ultimatum. After all, he was also good Will Hunting. But after The Bourne Ultimatum? Funny’s good-go Jimmy Kimmel. But being able to kick anyone’s ass, …
Unbroken Review: A Torturous Movie That May Leave You Broken.
Unbroken movie review: A tale of Survival, Resilience, and Redemption or simply 2 1/2 hours of torture?
What You Can Learn From Hugo
In Martin Martin Scorsese’s new film Hugo, you can learn a lot about life from Hugo in one simple, yet profound, quote:
Melancholia: A Review of Reviews
This article is a review of the movie Melancholia…sort of. At the beginning of each New Year, we are exposed to many lists. One list that I always like to look at is the Top Ten Movies of the Year. This year, one movie on many lists was the movie Melancholia, which I just view this past weekend.
Inception Review: Four Bad Movies For the Price of One!!!
In this Inception Review, I’ll tell you why you need not rush to see this movie if in fact you want to bother with it at all. I was initially excited about Inception because I like almost all of the actors in it. I enjoy nearly all of Leonardo DiCaprio movies. We also have Joseph Gordon-Levitt of 500 Days of …
Two Movie Recommendations: Tape/Lucía y el sexo
Sometimes you should listen to your movie store guy. I know…many of you go to blockbuster and your movie store guy is a tweaked out teenager who would rather be skateboarding. Others of you never see your movie store guy because he is now a computer screen that reads Netflix.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars: A Reel Disaster (Movie Review)
As a somewhat decent uncle, I offered to take my 9 and 10 year old niece and nephew to see a movie. They chose Star Wars: The Clone Wars.
What Happens in Vegas…Movie Review
On the way to the theatre, I said to my girl friend, “You know one reason why I want to see What Happens in Vegas…I want to see if Cameron Diaz still has IT.” I remember the first time I saw her…it was in the movie The Mask. When she appeared onscreen, I was mesmerized. How could someone have such …
I Could Never Be Your Woman: Movie Review
When a movie ends, you look at that person you went with in that questioning manner. Your face does that did you like it? face. After seeing I Could Never Be Your Woman, my friend and I made that scrunchy face, that face often made after someone just emitted a foul odor.
How to Enjoy a Movie Twice [or a Mr. Brooks Movie Review]
My friend “rented” the movie Mr. Brooks last night. The dance clubs were a-calling so we were only able to see the first 15 minutes. We will watch it later today. I have seen the movie Mr. Brooks…and I haven’t. I did see it. About 6 months ago, Mr. Brooks was one of the first movies that I saw when …
No Country for Old Men: Movie Review
After seeing No Country For Old Men, I was left with this feeling: huh? This movie won the Oscar for best picture? I saw the movie in Uruguay. Typically, they show English movies in English with Spanish subtitles. I like this. A dubbed movie (which they do on television here) is simply irritating.
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