Gisele Bundchen Weight

How Much Does Gisele Bundchen Weigh

Written by   (author of Obvious Conclusions)  |  Date Updated: February 13, 2020

Gisele Bundchen WeightI am fortunate to answer the question, “how much does Gisele Bundchen weigh?” because this gives me a chance to show you a bunch of pictures of Gisele Bundchen.

Really, how great of a job is that? It’s early Sunday morning and I am going to be spending time with you talking about, and looking at, Gisele Bundchen.

If you think I am fortunate, consider Tom Brady. He is waking up on this Sunday morning right next to Gisele Bundchen. Imagine that! Waking up next to Gisele Bundchen…

Hmmm. Tom Brady has got to be one of the luckiest guys on the planet.

Since it is Sunday and a church going day for many, we might say that God has smiled on Tom Brady. If you have had any unlucky breaks in life, you need not worry. Your misery has been evened out on the other side by Tom Brady’s fortune: talent galore, GQ looks, and Gisele Bundchen. I hope Tom Brady goes to church today and thanks the man upstairs for everything…including the gal he is waking up next to right now–Gisele Bundchen.

We all have our problems though and as I am doing my pleasurable investigations of Gisele Bundchen this morning I am seeing that she is currently embroiled in a battle of her own right now over…breastfeeding.

New mother Gisele was quoted as saying that “breastfeeding should be mandatory for all moms”. Of course, this sent red-flags through the femi-nazi community and enraged those who think breast feeding is optional.

For men, it simply fueled their curiosity and sent them to the top ten search engines looking for things like Gisele Bundchen’s breasts.

But, as always, I get a little sidetracked. I am here to talk about weighty issues that you want answered like, “how much does Gisele Bundchen weigh?”

I have already answered the question How Much Should I Weigh For My Age And Height, a question many of you asked because you think that you are fat. Well, I can say with certainty, without any research, that Gisele Bundchen is not exceeding her weight for her age and height.

Let’s look at some pictures of Gisele Bundchen to make sure visually that she is not fat and to simply enjoy the act of looking at Gisele Bundchen because she is one great joy to behold.

Gisele Bundchen Photos

Gisele Bundchen at the beachGisele Bundchen Perfect Body
Gisle Bundchen and Tom Brady Perfect CoupleGisele Bundchen Workout

How Much Does Gisele Bundchen Weigh

So, in looking at all of those pictures, can you tell how much Gisele Bundchen weighs?

Let me tell you some other important points before you come to a conclusion of this very important life question. Gisele stands at 5 feet 11 inches. This certainly will make her a little heavier than many women as she is much taller than the average. Her measurements vary but her stats come in at about 35-26.5-36. Truthfully, I don’t follow these numbers too much. I just look at a women and think…she’s hot! And Gisele is hot (but I still prefer the curvalicious Kim Kardashian to just about any woman on the planet).

So, let’s get to it. How much does Gisele weigh?

Your answer: Gisele Bundchen weighs 130 pounds give or take a few depending on whether she ate a salad or a fruit parfait for breakfast.

I’ll tell you one thing that Tom Brady would no doubt echo after spending this fine Sunday morning with Gisele in bed:

Gisele Bundchen is the perfect weight!

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Richard Cummings

Richard Cummings is a writer, traveler, and web content developer.

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