As I was completing my review of The Bachelor girls from Season 19, I came across the news that Andi Dorfman & Josh Murray have split up.
Excuse me? You’ve got to be kidding! I just saw Andi Dorfman & Josh Murray Monday night talking about their engagement. They seemed all touchy feely. But, as listed in the 10 Possible Reasons they broke up, the Naughty Mommy speculates that this affection could have all been a ruse.
I’m actually not surprised that Andi and Josh broke up. I’m only surprised at the timing of it.
I know…everyone was all happy googly eyed when they seemed so happy at the end of her season of The Bachelorette. People loved Andi because she called out Juan Pablo on his all-around-lameness and everyone was rooting for her.
But here’s the straight shot: Andi Dorfman makes bad choices in men. She’s choosing hunks of beef with no brains. Seriously, other than a few Juan Pablo personality flaws, what’s the difference between Jaun Pablo and Josh Murray? Neither is going to provide that intellectual Wow that Andi needs. And, whether she will admit it or not–whether she likes it or not–she’s no stupid gal and she can’t stomach these meatheads after the initial fire is distinguished.
And, let’s face it: We all know Andi likes to get it on!
Ladies, and especially ladies who see Andi as a champion of sorts (and I like her too!), Andi is going through men not unlike a man in his prime. It reminds me of an article I wrote a ways back called What do you think of this man.
Right now, Andi is devouring hot dudes. And, there’s nothing wrong with that. Probably, Josh wants the same thing on the other side. Didn’t he seem kind of jealous as he talked about what’s upcoming for Chris?
The only problem with Andi is that she’s unaware of her own situation. She needs to acknowledge this robust appetite for hot men, satiate it until it simmers, and then find an intelligent, hot man who realizes that there’s more to be accomplished in a day than a gym visit and a protein shake.
Andi Dorfman & Josh Murray Videos: Re-Live Their Bachelorette Moments
This YouTube user put together a montage of the couple’s time together. She might be more devastated by the breakup than they are!
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